Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

CHURCH

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FELL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Edgar Channing:

Before to penury I fell
My life had been going quite well
Until my better half
At my efforts did laugh
And now she is a pauper as well!

Trent’s World:

Bob fell while taking a hike
Then got run over by a mountain bike
You’d think he’d know
Never to go
To places his ex said he’d like.

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Timmy fell down a deep well
Lassie ran home to tell
Seeing the dog lope
They grabbed some rope
For they knew their son very well.

Val Fish:

For his magical charms I fell
He had me under his spell
Till I got wise
To all his lies
And told him to go to hell.

Kim Smyth:

A woman fell into a well
After experiencing a bad dizzy spell
She survived the long fall
Then was rescued by all
And now has a story to tell!

TanGental:

At his first appraisal, long after he fell
Lucifer stood before the Hounds of Hell:
‘How am I doing, throw me a bone,
A bit more fire, a smidge of brimstone?’
And Cerberus slathered: ‘It’s to early to tell…’

Lance Greenfield:

Bony Tony would often tell
The epic story of Eskimo Nell.
He loved the rhyme,
Until came his time.
No more reciting. Alas, he fell.

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