Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

CHEAP

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word DARE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Channing:

My wife said to me, “Don’t you dare
Go out without combing your hair.
You look such a sight
You’ll give dogs a fright.”
Don’t know why, she must know I don’t care!

Ruth Scribbles:

There once was a man who would dare
To walk in my yard and not care
I turned on my hose
I watered his nose
He now walks around whilst he’s bare.

Trent’s World:

My humour is too often sick
So I dare not write a limerick!
It might be smut
Or off its nut
Or pull some other fanciful trick.

Bob was one wild guy
Who’d dare anything when he’s high
Eat non-food
Or shop while nude
There is nothing he wouldn’t try.

Kim Smyth:

My children have been known to dare me
To try some illegal candy
I tell them I’d try
But I’m too scared to die
Besides, CBD works quite dandily!

Annette Rochelle Aben:

Without a care
She cut her hair
It was oh, so long
But now it’s gone
No one thought she’d take the dare!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Don’t you dare go into space!
It really is a hostile place
With Gamma rays.
Vacuum makes stays
Hard to breathe in a star base!

Val Fish:

Whilst drunk, I agreed to a dare
By the fountains, Trafalgar Square
Was nabbed by a copper
For conduct improper
The details I’d rather not share!

Lance Greenfield:

Bony Tony made the crowd shriek,
When he cast off his clothes and ran off to streak.
No need to be scared.
It was only a dare,
To show off his incredible cheek.

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23 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Kim Smyth says:

    A cheap girl there once was
    She’d even wear someone’s used bras
    She rarely bought new
    Except for her shoes
    Even being rich didn’t change cause.

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  2. Can I puchase a van on the cheap,
    Heavy-duty to carry my sheep?
    Expectations were high
    As I waved you goodbye,
    Please don’t laugh at my rusty old heap!

    Liked by 3 people

  3. I got a birthday card, very cheap
    To its sender I would say ‘bleep!’
    The envelope was ripped
    And in coffee it was dipped!
    So I hit him until he was in a heap!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Some call me a cheap floozy
    Well, just let them be choosy
    But many aren’t so aloof
    And I have the proof
    A bank account that’s a doozy!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Ritu says:

    Old Kenneth did things on the cheap
    Thinking of the savings he’d reap
    He bought an old car
    It didn’t go far
    And ended up on the scrap heap!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. TanGental says:

    Bert Stingy was a first class creep
    Who did everything on the cheap.
    When asked to buy a round
    He’d pretend to dig for a pound
    But his arms were too short and his pockets too deep

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Bony’s watch was very cheap.
    It told the time and went beep beep.
    “That’s all I want,
    So why pay more
    For a watch with functions that make me weep?”

    Liked by 1 person

  8. I agreed to go out on a date
    McDonalds is where we all ate
    I looked in his eye
    “You’re cheap so good-bye.”
    Don’t date with the friends of your mates.

    Liked by 1 person

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