Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

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Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word DARE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Channing:

My wife said to me, “Don’t you dare
Go out without combing your hair.
You look such a sight
You’ll give dogs a fright.”
Don’t know why, she must know I don’t care!

Ruth Scribbles:

There once was a man who would dare
To walk in my yard and not care
I turned on my hose
I watered his nose
He now walks around whilst he’s bare.

Trent’s World:

My humour is too often sick
So I dare not write a limerick!
It might be smut
Or off its nut
Or pull some other fanciful trick.

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Bob was one wild guy
Who’d dare anything when he’s high
Eat non-food
Or shop while nude
There is nothing he wouldn’t try.

Kim Smyth:

My children have been known to dare me
To try some illegal candy
I tell them I’d try
But I’m too scared to die
Besides, CBD works quite dandily!

Annette Rochelle Aben:

Without a care
She cut her hair
It was oh, so long
But now it’s gone
No one thought she’d take the dare!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Don’t you dare go into space!
It really is a hostile place
With Gamma rays.
Vacuum makes stays
Hard to breathe in a star base!

Val Fish:

Whilst drunk, I agreed to a dare
By the fountains, Trafalgar Square
Was nabbed by a copper
For conduct improper
The details I’d rather not share!

Lance Greenfield:

Bony Tony made the crowd shriek,
When he cast off his clothes and ran off to streak.
No need to be scared.
It was only a dare,
To show off his incredible cheek.

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