Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

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Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SHAKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Channing:

I’ve a serious disclosure to make:
I’ve lived my whole life as a fake.
Approached number ten
To fess up, but then
When I told him my plight, he said, “Shake!”

Christine Mallaband-brown:

Every day my left arm does shake
A real nuisance it does make
I dither and pause
With unknown cause
Wonder what diagnosis they’ll make?

The Hidden Edge:

Robbie struggled hard with his weight,
Ate loads of pastries and beefsteak,
His tum was rotund
His body was shunned –
Milkshake was the biggest mistake!

Trent’s World:

Let’s shake, rattle and roll, my friend
We have some festivities to attend
We’ll have some fun
Till we see the sun
For this party will never end.

Kim Smyth:

I once made myself a nice shake
Several ingredients to make
Including some chocolate
Maca and nut butter
A tasty beverage it did make!

Ruth Scribbles:

There once was a chicken named Shake,
Who asked, well now, what should we bake?
I went in the store
And came out the door
With the mix that was named shake and bake.

P.S. The chicken was not amused.

Val Fish:

Oh, how the earth moved for me last night
But it wasn’t quite in delight
A horrendous shake
Jolted me awake
And had me quaking with fright.

Alsu Remi:

There was a young baker from Swindon
Who sold only cakes with no cream on.
He’d start with a shake
Every time that he baked –
With no clue why his profits had dwindled.

Lance Greenfield:

Bony Tony was ever so fond
Of a fictional spy called James Bond
Who liked girls in bikinis
And cocktail martinis:
Shaken not stirred, tout le monde!

Jocelyn Barker:

She saw it and started to shake
The viper’s a dangerous snake
To flee from the adder
She shot up a ladder
Then saw it was only a fake.