Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday and your new five-word challenge is here. This week, your prompt is STAMP. So can you tell a story in five words, using the word STAMP in it somewhere?

Here are your FRUIT stories from last week:

Kim Smyth:

Mis favorito fruta es manzanas! (my favorite fruit is apples!)

Ritu:

I should really eat fruit.

Fruity thoughts? Go, eat some!

Fruits of my labour, perfect.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Hello! My dear old fruit,

Fruit in trifle? Really yummy!

The tree of life fruit.

My apple bears good fruit.

Fruit and Vegetables. Good fibre.

Sugar and fruit, make wine!

Fruit colours, bright paint ideas!

Keith Channing:

Fruit Remains Until It Turns.

Fruit Rots Unless In Turmeric.

Fruity Recipes Use Intact Tomatoes.

Lance Greenfield:

Murder weapon was fruit knife.

Suffer the fruit of lies.

She’s beautiful yet tainted fruit.

Killer bees attack fruit farmer.

Sharing fruit gives great pleasure.

Eating juicy fruit in bath.

Let’s crush this ripened peach.

Is passion fruit an aphrodisiac?

Eating forbidden fruit is sinful.

Fruit has thousands of uses.

Low-hanging fruit is harvested first.

Hard work yields lush fruits.

Fruit machines are one-armed bandits.

Double cream partners fruit salad.

Sarian Lady:

Picking fruit is very relaxing.

EDC Writing:

Fruit cake? Matter of opinion.

Paul Mastaglio:

Red wine comes from fruit.

White wine comes from fruit.

Love fruit. I really do!

Ruth Scribbles:

I hate most fruit cake.

Joy Smith:

Fruit salad does dental damage.

Tomato. Fruit of vegetable salad?

Kiwi fruit, lost Aussie wanders.

Creamed fruit becomes a fool.

A fruit trifle needs sherry.

Summer fruit pudding tantalizes tastebuds.

Fruity headcovering that Carmen wore.

Apples and pears, fruit steps.

Fruit juice makes cereal breakfast.

Fruit knife in the conservatory.

Fruit salad and carnation milk.

Fruit of my loins, child.

Fruit cake or sponge wars.

Low hanging fruit, Reaper’s pickings.

Eve’s fruit was Adam’s downfall.

Fruit bat shuns laxative medication.

Linking People 2003:

Simon coined fructochlorophyll contains fruit.

Fruit contains fructose unlike sugar.

Sugar has sucrose unlike fruit.

Fructose from fruit better sweetener.

Fruit plus Chlorophyll make fructochlorophyll.

Sweet fruit better than sugar.

Dieting does not yield fruit.

Eating fruit is better dieting.

JJ Smith:

Livingstone Doctor ? – No, Bat Fruit.

wojch:

Not every fruit we eat.

Tastes fruity and so sweet.

Lacking fruitage in the sun.

Bitter, like a sour grapefruit.

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90 funny quotes, that will make you laugh and refresh your mind
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23 Responses to Can You Tell A Story In…

  1. Linkingpeople2003 says:

    ….SIR Rowland Hill invented stamp!

    ….KNIGHTED for inventing postage stamp!

    ….FIRST adhesive postage stamp, 1837!

    ….QUEEN Victoria’s head on stamp!

    ….PENNY Black Stamp for penny!

    ….DON’T stamp feet instead breath!

    ….PASSPORT needs valid visa stamp!

    ….STAMP on visa invalidates it!

    ….INKY franking mark invalidates stamp!

    ….INVALIDATED stamp cannot be reused!

    ….STAMP with signature needed officially!

    ….ARTICLES have company logo stamp!

    ….FRUCTOCHLOROPHYLL will have SunShineSwasth stamp!

    ….MEDALS were stamped with dies!

    ….CRICKETING ability stamps him valuable!

    ….LEADERS stamp authority on team!

    ….PROJECT has stamp of authority!

    ….SOLDIERS’ stamp of boots seen!

    ….GOVERNMENT did stamp out corruption!

  2. Tessa says:

    I don’t consume enough fruit.
    I love fresh fruit salad.
    My favorite fruit is bananas.

  3. Kim Smyth says:

    Dad loaned me a stamp.
    My card needed a stamp.
    Stamp received. Card sent off!

  4. Stick To All Mail, Please.

  5. Stamp thefts – Police arrest male.
    Butterfly stamps and palace disappears.
    The camp tramp stamped daintily.
    Screaming Violet Elizabeth Bott stamped.
    Rubber stamps can be fun.
    Travelling stamp stuck in corner.
    Every stamp tells a story.
    Stamp out spread of viruses.
    Stories need stamp of approval.
    Food stamps are history now.
    My passport: my stamp collection.

  6. Stamp out motorbike theft now!
    Your stamp of approval please?
    Stamp your feet, it’s cold.
    best treasure? Penny Black stamp!
    She stamped on his toe!
    A postage stamp sized garden(

  7. Ritu says:

    He stamped on my heart.
    Stamps are bloody expensive nowadays!
    Hand stamped. Nightclub entrance guaranteed!

  8. Stamps, licked, steamed off, displayed.

  9. Paul Mastaglio says:

    Post late. Second class stamp!

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