Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

FIFTY

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was SHOWER.

Keith Channing:

When it has been dry for a time,

A shower of rain is sublime.

I really like summer,

Though winter’s a bummer,

But spring is the easiest to rhyme!

Lance Greenfield:

It’s terribly wet down on the Gower,

Where the forecast is always so dour.

It may appear to be fine

When the sun, it doth shine,

But we’re sure to be in for a shower.

Kim Smyth:

I once took a duck in the shower

Played with it for over an hour

The water got cool

And I felt such a fool

Cause my duck, he did run out of power!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I gave my plants a good shower

Some food for my beautiful flowers

A whole lot of love

Just got them in bud

Only leaves on my sweet flower bower.

Paul Mastaglio:

To shower someone with praise

Is a wonderful craze

Make them feel great

And they could be your mate

Perhaps until the end of days.

Trent’s World:

A man once lived in a tower

That didn’t have a working shower

As you might think

There was an awful stink

And all were overwhelmed by its power.

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They say a shower in spring

Flowers later will bring

But before the bud

All is mud

And I’ve sunk to my thing.

The Hidden Edge:

President Dwight D. Eisenhower,

Had great ideas in the shower

Some time on the bog,

Would oft lift his fog,

And restore his mighty brain power.

Ritu:

Janice wanted a new shower

With some oomph, just a little more power

But it used too much water

Much more than it oughtta

So now hubby, John won’t allow her!

Linking People 2003:

SHOWER is an artificial rain,

Having in bathroom to attain,

Over all cleanliness,

With soap for freshness,

Radiance comes again!

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