Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was MEAL.
It’s hard to explain how I feel
About cooking a high-protein meal.
I don’t enjoy turkey
And I cant stand beef jerky
So I guess it’ll have to be veal.
I went for a meal that was thai
A delicious and hot stir fry
With king prawns and mussels
In all kinds of vessels
Enjoyed that great food, did I.
There once was a boy named Brad
Who did things very very bad
He’d lie cheat and steal
To get a free meal
But he was rich, which is so sad.
A young lad who came from Deal
Took his beloved out for a meal
A three-course dinner
He was onto a winner
Until she told him to get real.
Nothing could be finer
When going to the diner
Taking out a meal
Might offer some appeal
Nothing could be kinder.
Linking People 2003:
Glass of water before a meal,
Better digestion it will reveal.
Longer gap between dinner and breakfast encourages autophagy,
It can be slowing aging process strategy.
But, most importantly live with smile and zeal!
If you’re hungry at 5 a.m., it’s breakfast, eat a meal
Don’t wake till noon? It’s breakfast…eat—to stomach, appeal
Whatever hour you rise ‘starving’, it’s breakfast—so, just eat
Write all night? Snacks are breakfast, salty and sweet
Truth is, I despise breakfast…I eat when I want, any craving I feel.
When I eat a big meal,
I’ll tell how I feel,
All bloated and sleepy.
Is that a bit freaky?
But it has a strong appeal.
I wish I had the skill
To make each meal a single pill
No more cooking ever
Just to pop a meal; how clever!
Super slim me I ‘d be just eating my fill.
Photo credit: Pink Tulip Creations.