Here’s a Friday funny for you:
I had an aunt who guzzled gin,
A bottle a day was her sin,
We kept away
Until last May,
When she gained a lottery win.
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I feel a tugging at my crown and feel obliged to retaliate:
I once had an aunty called Win,
And she was quite fond of her gin;
But there was no doubt
When the priest was about
She’d hide it, cos it was a sin!
I’m so, so glad you felt the need to retaliate!
As long as you didn’t see it as an intrusion…
Not at all, Keith. I always love reading your limericks and I’m just pleased it inspired the gem you created.
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made me laugh.
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Very good, Esther.
Thanks, Robbie.
Clever limerick, and I like the Phyllis Diller quote–sure wish a smile WOULD set everything straight, the world would be one big grin 🙂
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