Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

STUDY

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was SPACE.

Keith Channing:

Space is a place we can see

Pharmacologically

A virtual anthill

Coming out of a pill

Expands exponentially.

Ruth Blogs Here:

I just love that our garden has space

To grow flowers all over the place

An abundance of things

To enjoy as it brings

A huge smile growing wide to my face.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Our client has moved into space

His plans need a rapid pace

To sell fish and chips

On the moon, and space ships

Where we have to supply him with plaice.

Paul Mastaglio:

I’m off to space

No need to track and trace

Going to Mars

To try out their bars

And meet a Martian face to face.

Kim Smyth:

There once was a chap named Musk

Who declared, “Space or bust!”

He launched up his ship

With nary a slip

And tonight we’ll all know who to trust!

Trent’s World:

I watched a rocket launch into space

It left the ground without a trace

It went so high

Above the sky

They obviously wanted to leave this place!

I have a neighbor named Rick

Last week he went and got sick

I took him to task

For not wearing a mask

And giving more space is the trick.

Valarie A Fish:

When my partner said he needed some space

Boy was he stunned by the look on my face

Instead of anger and tears

I gave him three cheers

And even offered to help pack his case.

Sharon Tingle:

I move at a slow pace

In any space.

The slug I am, some hate

As entire plants I’ll devastate.

If only the sprays I could outrace!

The catwalk is my space.

Watch me strut as I showcase

Haute couture and trending wear.

Amidst such fabulous atmosphere

Should I fall, I’d be a disgrace!

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18 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Study as much as you need;
    These urges I have to succeed,
    Undeniably strong,
    Don’t last very long,
    You’ll still never see me concede.

  2. Study is what I should do
    But my shoulder is making me blue
    I have trouble typing
    So now I am moping
    A frozen shoulder is painful, it’s true

  3. trentpmcd says:

    Ricky was always so clean
    Up until he became a teen
    He was a quick study
    And was soon very muddy
    And certainly a sight to be seen

    Jill thought the Dean’s List was made
    For she always got a good grade
    But no study for test
    She didn’t do her best
    Now her star is beginning to fade

  4. Kim Smyth says:

    There was a girl who was loathe to study
    Unless she had help from a Buddy
    Together was better
    As they formed every letter
    And the pages were so much less bloody!

  5. Paul Mastaglio says:

    I need a buddy
    To help me study
    I’ll not rest
    Until I’ve passed my test
    Then I’ll be a clever old fuddy duddy!

    Cheers Paul 😁

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  7. Sharon Tingle says:

    As I sit and study in my garden,
    The sounds of nature, my senses hearken.
    Colourful birds flitting and chirping
    Dangling wind chimes, breeze a-flirting
    Many a times, asleep I’ve fallen.

  8. sarianladyaolcom says:

    As I sit every day in my study,
    My wife calls me old fuddy,duddy’
    I sit reading my books,
    Ignoring her looks.
    I guess I’m not her best buddy.

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