Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –


Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was TRUST.

Keith Channing:

Trust isn’t given, it’s earned

Regardless of what you have learned

Unless you enthuse

Some credence you’ll lose

Take care, it’s not nice to be spurned.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I trust myself to be right

When getting into a fight

Not to be too aggressive

In fact I’m quite passive

and often run off in fright…

Paul Mastaglio:

It’ll be OK

I hear you say

My shoulder’s healing

Getting back that old feeling

Trust me, your book is on its way!

Geoff Le Pard:

Americans say ‘In God We Trust’

Though lately that’s seemed shrouded in dust.

But just by Biden their time

They’ve shown they still give a dime

And Donnie’s flush has been finally bust.


“Trust me,” said old Donald Trump

But election results gave him the hump

“This is all cheating!”

We heard him bleating

As he landed outside with a bump!

Trent’s World:

There once was a guy who would bellow

The ground shook when he said “Hello!”

He might be loud

And awfully proud

But he is a trust worthy fellow.

Terri would act absurd

But you could always trust her word

She would rather die

Than tell a lie

She’s the most honest woman you ever heard.

Valerie A Fish:

In any relationship, there must

Be honesty, respect and trust

His cheating heart

Drove us apart

Now all my dreams have turned to dust.

Sharon Tingle:

I trust that you trust me

To handle your bargaining plea

But the evidence found

Seemed not to clarify but to compound

Alas, the judge did not agree.


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22 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Space is a place we can see
    A virtual anthill
    Coming out of a pill
    Expands exponentially

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  3. Our client has moved into space
    His plans need a rapid pace
    To sell fish and chips
    On the moon, and space ships
    Where we have to supply him with plaice.

  4. trentpmcd says:

    I watched a rocket launch into space
    It left the ground without a trace
    It went so high
    Above the sky
    They obviously wanted to leave this place!
    I have a neighbor named Rick
    Last week he went and got sick
    I took him to task
    For not wearing a mask
    And giving more space is the trick

  5. Kim Smyth says:

    There once was a chap named Musk
    Who declared, “Space or bust!”
    He launched up his ship
    With nary a slip
    And tonight we’ll all know who to trust!

  6. Paul Mastaglio says:

    I’m off to space
    No need to track and trace
    Going to Mars
    To try out their bars
    And meet a Martian face to face.

    Cheers Paul 😁

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  8. Valerie A fish says:

    When my partner said he needed some space
    Boy was he stunned by the look on my face
    Instead of anger and tears
    I gave him three cheers
    And even offered to help pack his case

  9. Sharon Tingle says:

    I move at a slow pace
    In any space.
    The slug I am, some hate
    As entire plants I’ll devastate.
    If only the sprays I could outrace!

    The catwalk is my space.
    Watch me strut as I showcase
    Haute couture and trending wear.
    Amidst such fabulous atmosphere
    Should I fall, I’d be a disgrace!

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