Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

SPACE

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was TRUST.

Keith Channing:

Trust isn’t given, it’s earned

Regardless of what you have learned

Unless you enthuse

Some credence you’ll lose

Take care, it’s not nice to be spurned.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I trust myself to be right

When getting into a fight

Not to be too aggressive

In fact I’m quite passive

and often run off in fright…

Paul Mastaglio:

It’ll be OK

I hear you say

My shoulder’s healing

Getting back that old feeling

Trust me, your book is on its way!

Geoff Le Pard:

Americans say ‘In God We Trust’

Though lately that’s seemed shrouded in dust.

But just by Biden their time

They’ve shown they still give a dime

And Donnie’s flush has been finally bust.

Ritu:

“Trust me,” said old Donald Trump

But election results gave him the hump

“This is all cheating!”

We heard him bleating

As he landed outside with a bump!

Trent’s World:

There once was a guy who would bellow

The ground shook when he said “Hello!”

He might be loud

And awfully proud

But he is a trust worthy fellow.

Terri would act absurd

But you could always trust her word

She would rather die

Than tell a lie

She’s the most honest woman you ever heard.

Valerie A Fish:

In any relationship, there must

Be honesty, respect and trust

His cheating heart

Drove us apart

Now all my dreams have turned to dust.

Sharon Tingle:

I trust that you trust me

To handle your bargaining plea

But the evidence found

Seemed not to clarify but to compound

Alas, the judge did not agree.

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22 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Space is a place we can see
    Pharmacologically
    A virtual anthill
    Coming out of a pill
    Expands exponentially

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  3. Our client has moved into space
    His plans need a rapid pace
    To sell fish and chips
    On the moon, and space ships
    Where we have to supply him with plaice.

  4. trentpmcd says:

    I watched a rocket launch into space
    It left the ground without a trace
    It went so high
    Above the sky
    They obviously wanted to leave this place!
    **
    I have a neighbor named Rick
    Last week he went and got sick
    I took him to task
    For not wearing a mask
    And giving more space is the trick

  5. Kim Smyth says:

    There once was a chap named Musk
    Who declared, “Space or bust!”
    He launched up his ship
    With nary a slip
    And tonight we’ll all know who to trust!

  6. Paul Mastaglio says:

    I’m off to space
    No need to track and trace
    Going to Mars
    To try out their bars
    And meet a Martian face to face.

    Cheers Paul 😁

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  8. Valerie A fish says:

    When my partner said he needed some space
    Boy was he stunned by the look on my face
    Instead of anger and tears
    I gave him three cheers
    And even offered to help pack his case

  9. Sharon Tingle says:

    I move at a slow pace
    In any space.
    The slug I am, some hate
    As entire plants I’ll devastate.
    If only the sprays I could outrace!

    ******
    The catwalk is my space.
    Watch me strut as I showcase
    Haute couture and trending wear.
    Amidst such fabulous atmosphere
    Should I fall, I’d be a disgrace!

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