Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
SPACE
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was TRUST.
Trust isn’t given, it’s earned
Regardless of what you have learned
Unless you enthuse
Some credence you’ll lose
Take care, it’s not nice to be spurned.
I trust myself to be right
When getting into a fight
Not to be too aggressive
In fact I’m quite passive
and often run off in fright…
Paul Mastaglio:
It’ll be OK
I hear you say
My shoulder’s healing
Getting back that old feeling
Trust me, your book is on its way!
Americans say ‘In God We Trust’
Though lately that’s seemed shrouded in dust.
But just by Biden their time
They’ve shown they still give a dime
And Donnie’s flush has been finally bust.
Ritu:
“Trust me,” said old Donald Trump
But election results gave him the hump
“This is all cheating!”
We heard him bleating
As he landed outside with a bump!
There once was a guy who would bellow
The ground shook when he said “Hello!”
He might be loud
And awfully proud
But he is a trust worthy fellow.
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Terri would act absurd
But you could always trust her word
She would rather die
Than tell a lie
She’s the most honest woman you ever heard.
Valerie A Fish:
In any relationship, there must
Be honesty, respect and trust
His cheating heart
Drove us apart
Now all my dreams have turned to dust.
Sharon Tingle:
I trust that you trust me
To handle your bargaining plea
But the evidence found
Seemed not to clarify but to compound
Alas, the judge did not agree.
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Space is a place we can see
Pharmacologically
A virtual anthill
Coming out of a pill
Expands exponentially
Excellent! Thank you, Keith.
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Our client has moved into space
His plans need a rapid pace
To sell fish and chips
On the moon, and space ships
Where we have to supply him with plaice.
Very funny 😊
Cheers, salt and vinegar with that?
I watched a rocket launch into space
It left the ground without a trace
It went so high
Above the sky
They obviously wanted to leave this place!
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I have a neighbor named Rick
Last week he went and got sick
I took him to task
For not wearing a mask
And giving more space is the trick
Two very different limericks but both are really good😊
Thanks.
There once was a chap named Musk
Who declared, “Space or bust!”
He launched up his ship
With nary a slip
And tonight we’ll all know who to trust!
Very witty 😊
Thanks 😊 Did you watch the launch last night? Very cool!
No. Damn, I missed it!
You’ll have to Google it, it was so very cool!
I will! Thank you 😊
I’m off to space
No need to track and trace
Going to Mars
To try out their bars
And meet a Martian face to face.
Cheers Paul 😁
Ha, ha! Really funny 😊
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When my partner said he needed some space
Boy was he stunned by the look on my face
Instead of anger and tears
I gave him three cheers
And even offered to help pack his case
Wonderful!
I move at a slow pace
In any space.
The slug I am, some hate
As entire plants I’ll devastate.
If only the sprays I could outrace!
******
The catwalk is my space.
Watch me strut as I showcase
Haute couture and trending wear.
Amidst such fabulous atmosphere
Should I fall, I’d be a disgrace!
These are great, especially the second one!