Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

SPACE

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was TRUST.

Keith Channing:

Trust isn’t given, it’s earned

Regardless of what you have learned

Unless you enthuse

Some credence you’ll lose

Take care, it’s not nice to be spurned.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I trust myself to be right

When getting into a fight

Not to be too aggressive

In fact I’m quite passive

and often run off in fright…

Paul Mastaglio:

It’ll be OK

I hear you say

My shoulder’s healing

Getting back that old feeling

Trust me, your book is on its way!

Geoff Le Pard:

Americans say ‘In God We Trust’

Though lately that’s seemed shrouded in dust.

But just by Biden their time

They’ve shown they still give a dime

And Donnie’s flush has been finally bust.

Ritu:

“Trust me,” said old Donald Trump

But election results gave him the hump

“This is all cheating!”

We heard him bleating

As he landed outside with a bump!

Trent’s World:

There once was a guy who would bellow

The ground shook when he said “Hello!”

He might be loud

And awfully proud

But he is a trust worthy fellow.

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Terri would act absurd

But you could always trust her word

She would rather die

Than tell a lie

She’s the most honest woman you ever heard.

Valerie A Fish:

In any relationship, there must

Be honesty, respect and trust

His cheating heart

Drove us apart

Now all my dreams have turned to dust.

Sharon Tingle:

I trust that you trust me

To handle your bargaining plea

But the evidence found

Seemed not to clarify but to compound

Alas, the judge did not agree.

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