Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

FAKE

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was BEER.

Keith Channing:

Some may think this unusual or queer

But I really do not enjoy beer

Neither porter nor ale

Be it black, brown or pale.

I can always drive home, have no fear.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Beer comes in all sorts of flavours

drunk it makes you give out favours

A sup of fresh beer

I’m afraid you should fear

it may cost you a loss of your labours.

Kim Smyth:

A girl I knew once hated beer

Yet vodka would bring her some cheer

Maybe cider or wine

She said was divine

But margaritas she found very dear!

Paul Mastaglio:

Never fear

I’ll ask for a beer

I’ll go to the pub

Get some grub

And wish my mate was here.

Trent’s World:

Bob went out for a beer or two

With his good friends Tina and Sue

The ladies hit the dance floor

So Bob drank more and more

Until too much beer made him spew.


Beer is a mighty good drink

At least that’s what I used to think

But the drink for me

Is a pot of tea

For fermented hops really does stink.

Roberta Writes:

It’s good fun to gather over a beer

But not when we’re full of fear

Covid-19 must go

That invisible foe

Is ruining all we British hold dear.

Geoff Le Pard:

The naturist Alain Armistead

Brewed beer, in the nude, in his shed.

On his famed open days

He received special praise

Because he always displayed a good head.

Lyncrain:

I heard the man order a cold beer

But twas lukewarm, like a woman’s tear

When her heart was broken

By careless words spoken

Cos, the bachelor gave into fear.

Zack and Zelda:

Sometimes a beer sounds very nice

With cheese, crackers, frothed mug on ice

I’d like to feel a tad bit buzzy

But head would pound, vision turn fuzzy

Thus, alcohol will ne’er be vice.

Sharon Tingle:

On this island, we love Red Stripe Beer

Yeh mon! We celebrating its ninety second year.

Without a doubt, at parties it’s the main alcohol.

Watch out though, we shake and spray it like an aerosol

When we partying here!

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26 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Political cynic, 2020.

    Politicians? They really are fake.
    So many appear on the take.
    Not out in the open
    But still, I’ll bet, hoping
    Some personal profit to make.

  2. Paul Mastaglio says:

    I’m droping this line
    Hoping to make a rhyme
    But it feels a bit fake
    When this is all I can make
    So better come back next time.

    Cheers Paul 😁

  3. Ritu says:

    She was as fake as could be
    With boobs to rival Dolly
    Inflated lips
    Liposuctioned hips
    A real life plastic Barbie!

  4. trentpmcd says:

    There once was a man named Harlow
    Who tried to sell a fake van Gogh
    He swore it was true
    Cost a million or two
    Now he’s in jail for a decade or so

  5. The fake mona Lisa was taken
    By an art thief who wanted to waken
    An urge for fine art
    And this was a start
    He couldn’t afford to the Louvre, to hasten.

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  7. Sharon Tingle says:

    Pssst … Hi there, you handsome rake
    Hey babe, just fifty dollar for a make
    What? You not interested? … your loss!
    Wait, oh …I’m sorry boss
    Just pretending; tis all a fake!

    Ok, so here’s the thing …
    I’m so beautiful – I bling!
    But “this me” has left me penniless
    In my attempts to remake and impress
    Fake hair, nose and “cups”, I gifted me in Beijing

  8. Sharon Tingle says:

    You know it’s really sad
    When journalists are called bad
    After working so hard
    Reporting news even when barred
    Calling it “Fake news” Sir, really makes me mad!

  9. sarianladyaolcom says:

    Some food I like to bake.
    Some food I’m afraid I fake.
    A full Christmas dinner,
    And I’m on a winner.
    Not so with a shop-bought cake.

  10. Valerie A fish says:

    His whole persona was nowt but a fake
    Found out too late he was just on the take
    Reeled me in with his lies
    Then said his goodbyes
    Leaving chaos and heartbreak in his wake

  11. Chel Owens says:

    “I’m not fond of red velvet cake,”
    Said the chef, as she set out to bake.
    Acrylics all washed
    Blonde curls all coiffed
    She added, “I’ve never liked fake.”

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