Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

FAKE

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was BEER.

Keith Channing:

Some may think this unusual or queer

But I really do not enjoy beer

Neither porter nor ale

Be it black, brown or pale.

I can always drive home, have no fear.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Beer comes in all sorts of flavours

drunk it makes you give out favours

A sup of fresh beer

I’m afraid you should fear

it may cost you a loss of your labours.

Kim Smyth:

A girl I knew once hated beer

Yet vodka would bring her some cheer

Maybe cider or wine

She said was divine

But margaritas she found very dear!

Paul Mastaglio:

Never fear

I’ll ask for a beer

I’ll go to the pub

Get some grub

And wish my mate was here.

Trent’s World:

Bob went out for a beer or two

With his good friends Tina and Sue

The ladies hit the dance floor

So Bob drank more and more

Until too much beer made him spew.

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Beer is a mighty good drink

At least that’s what I used to think

But the drink for me

Is a pot of tea

For fermented hops really does stink.

Roberta Writes:

It’s good fun to gather over a beer

But not when we’re full of fear

Covid-19 must go

That invisible foe

Is ruining all we British hold dear.

Geoff Le Pard:

The naturist Alain Armistead

Brewed beer, in the nude, in his shed.

On his famed open days

He received special praise

Because he always displayed a good head.

Lyncrain:

I heard the man order a cold beer

But twas lukewarm, like a woman’s tear

When her heart was broken

By careless words spoken

Cos, the bachelor gave into fear.

Zack and Zelda:

Sometimes a beer sounds very nice

With cheese, crackers, frothed mug on ice

I’d like to feel a tad bit buzzy

But head would pound, vision turn fuzzy

Thus, alcohol will ne’er be vice.

Sharon Tingle:

On this island, we love Red Stripe Beer

Yeh mon! We celebrating its ninety second year.

Without a doubt, at parties it’s the main alcohol.

Watch out though, we shake and spray it like an aerosol

When we partying here!

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