Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

PURSE

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was VOTE.

Keith Channing:

The last time I went out to vote

I tasted some bile in my throat

Seems each candidate

Wants the food off my plate

I might just as well get my coat.

Richmond Road:

Debate number one … what theatrics!

Diagnosed by the best Psychiatrics

Upon this sinking boat

It is soon time to vote

In a race between two geriatrics.

I’ll be casting my vote on a hunch

Between two of the worst in the bunch

It’s all up in the air

On a wing and a prayer

I can’t cope. There’s no hope. Of free lunch.

Christine Mallaband-brown:

When deciding which way to vote

Consider the words from their throat

If they have mad ideas

And raise up your fears

Don’t go for the one that’s a dolt!

Paul Mastaglio:

An idea I must float

So please take note

Because if you agree

It could bear fruit, you see

If only you would give me your vote.

Trent’s World:

There is a vote this year

Actually, it’s getting quite near!

With all that’s been

I hope we win

If not, I’ll shed many a tear.

They say it’s majority rule

And a vote is the citizen tool

But when the the minority wins

And elects a man who sins

I feel I’ve been made a fool.

Chel Owens:

The creatures all gathered to vote

For Turtle, or Myrtle the goat.

Turtle said, “Taxes!”

Whilst Myrtle, “Relaxes!”

Votes counted, they ‘ppointed some oats.

Zack and Zelda:

Election time, the patriots vote

If they can parse ‘tween truth and gloat

Real issues often get lost in kerfuffle

Big promises, bigger egos tussle

We-the-people hold breath, hope to stay afloat.

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18 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Ooh- it’s acrostic time:

    Please don’t ever ask me for money
    Unless you’ve a reason that’s funny
    Releasing hard cash
    Seems somehow slapdash
    Except for the famed Easter Bunny

  2. trentpmcd says:

    It’s close to Halloween, so…

    Leella was working under a curse
    So she dressed up as a hospital nurse
    She found Wizard Ted
    And cut off his head
    Then carried it home in her purse

    A purse is a useful bag
    Carried by princess and poor hag
    You can bring your whole life
    Without much strife
    But too much and your arm will sag

  3. Kim Smyth says:

    There once was a girl with an old purse
    Who was seeking advice from a nurse
    “Get a new smaller one”, she said
    Or a bad back you will dread
    And you don’t ever want that said curse!

  4. Paul Mastaglio says:

    You spit and curse
    When there’s no money in your purse
    But that’s OK
    When you shop today
    Use your card and don’t be terse.

    Cheers Paul 😁

  5. sarianladyaolcom says:

    If ever I needed to curse
    It’s when I’ve forgotten my purse.
    I arrive at the shops
    And spend lots and lots.
    Then find I have to diverse.

  6. Chel Owens says:

    “Stay back, now!” said Wendel the witch.
    She wanted to scratch at an itch
    To cast a new curse
    On everyone’s verse
    So writers could fill just one niche.

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