Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday and your new five-word challenge is here. This week, I want you to think about your winter COAT. So can you tell a story in five words, using the word COAT in it somewhere?

Here are your TOOTHPASTE stories from the middle of September:

Trent’s World:

Walls splattered with mint toothpaste.

(Dogs kill evil toothpaste tube.)


The toothpaste killer strikes again.

Aaak! I’m out of toothpaste.

I’d kill for some toothpaste.

Don’t forget to pack toothpaste.

She fixes anything with toothpaste.

Kim Smyth:

My toothpaste is minty fresh!


Toothpaste works wonders on burns!

Minty toothpaste is my favourite.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Toothpaste used in space travel?

That toothpaste is evil tasting!

Use toothpaste and rinse well.

Cherry flavoured toothpaste – very nice!

Use toothpaste to clean grout.

I shop for green toothpaste.

Paul Mastaglio:

Got toothpaste on my nose.

Sensodyne toothpaste. The Dentist’s favourite.

I’ve just sneezed. Toothpaste everywhere!


Miney toothpaste refreshes my mouth.

Toothpaste can’t clean my mouth.

Toothbrush and toothpaste are packed.

Give me back my toothpaste.

Kim Blade’s Writing:

Toothpaste is an essential toiletry.

Most toothpastes are coloured white.

Toothpaste is used with toothbrushes.

No toothpaste means bad breath!


Toothpaste brings out beautiful smiles.


Toothpaste between toes. Minty massage.


Toothpaste. Clean teeth. Good day .


“Don’t leave the toothpaste open.”

“Did you USE toothpaste, Marsha?”

Charles Norman:

Toothpaste – to paste-in teeth?

Val Fish:

Family Akita ate grandad’s toothpaste ( true story ).

Top left off toothpaste – again!

Charcoal toothpaste whitens teeth. Really?

Sharon Harvey:

Toothpaste can make a bomb.

Some toothpastes taste really horrible.

Some toothpaste can taste lovely.

Stop leaving toothpaste lid off!

No pushing toothpaste from middle!

Don’t leave toothpaste lid off.


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24 Responses to Can You Tell A Story In…

  1. Kim Smyth says:

    Love my fuzzy “pimp” coat!
    I hate cold, need coats!!
    Sweaters aren’t warm enough; coats!!

    A note of explanation: Year before last I bought a cheap, green, fuzzy (not furry) peacoat. When I walked outside to sit with my boys, I announced, “This coat makes me feel like a pimp!” And they burst into laughter like that was the funniest thing they ever heard me say. LOL

  2. Paul Mastaglio says:

    Cold? Snuggle inside your coat.
    Your coat of many colours.
    A fine coat of arms.

    Cheers Paul 😀

  3. Darlene says:

    This paint needs another coat.
    The wall, coated with butterflies.
    Her coat ripped to shreds.
    So cold with no coat.
    Coat for sale, worn once.

  4. Sanandi-jacq says:

    My coat’s a secrets’ hoarder!

  5. coat costs lots, now lost.
    One coat or two? (varnish)
    Her coat was mock mink!
    She gave me her coat.
    Use coat… Cover up quick!
    Bark is a trees coat?
    You coat it in custard….

  6. Ritu says:

    Get your coat. You’ve pulled!
    Another coat of paint needed.
    Definitely woolly coat weather, now.
    Coat my lashes with mascara.
    “Congratulations.” Voice coated with envy.

  7. Charles Norman says:

    A real coat of arms?

  8. Coats are mostly winter ware.
    Coats make me feel warm.
    Coats are human tea cozies.
    Natural fibre coats are nicer.
    Hoodies are not real coats.

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