Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s another scheduled word prompt for you. Remember that I’ll be publishing all your limericks when I’m better.

Word Prompt: KNIT

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26 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Get better soooon, Esther 🤗❤️🤗

  2. Hilarious cupcake quote–just what I needed tonight!

  3. Darlene says:

    I do hope you are on the mend! Thinking of you and sending hugs.

  4. Kim Smyth says:

    There once was a girl that could knit
    But missing a stitch, threw a fit
    Her mother yelled out,
    “Don’t be such a lout”
    So instead she stomped off in a snit!

  5. I’ve been putting on weight. Just a bit.
    The back of my pants has just split
    You may think that’s it’s funny
    But I ain’t got no money
    And can’t sew. And nor can I knit

    Get well soon.

  6. I spend all my time here just sitting
    All day long I just sat here, just knitting
    To enhance my enjoyment
    I embraced unemployment
    Even that I just ended up quitting

  7. To make a beret, that will suit you
    I’ll knit a few rows of some bright blue
    A line of sunny yellow
    And reds, really mellow
    Followed on by a gold and purple hue!

    No

  8. Paul Mastaglio says:

    A word to the wise
    If you can’t get a jumper your size
    I’ll ask my Nan
    Of whom I’m her greatest fan
    And she’ll knit you one as a surprise.

    Cheers Paul 😁

  9. My writing will oft make me smile
    Though editing’s just not my style.
    If I could just knit
    Or crochet a bit
    I’d at least turn out something worthwhile

    Look after yourself, Esther and get well soon.

  10. Chel Owens says:

    Knitting? I can’t, I’m a-frayed.
    If only my needles obeyed!
    When I stitched a line,
    They promptly declined;
    They and Crochet Hook just played.

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