Laughing Along With A Limerick

I’m on the mend after having surgery, as many of you know, so I’ve scheduled your new word prompt for this week. I’d love to read your limericks while I’m recuperating and I’ll be publishing your gems from last week and this week when I’m feeling better.

Your prompt is: WINK

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28 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. When I see a pretty girl wink
    It seldom means quite what I think.
    I fear if I smile,
    A reaction hostile
    Is likely to drive me to drink

  2. TanGental says:

    you don’t need to be a deep thinker
    to realise that old man is a stinker
    when he leers at a girl
    and makes her hair curl;
    he’s not cool, just a bit of a winker.

  3. Ritu says:

    Young Jack couldn’t help but give winks
    Whenever he had a few drinks
    Jill thought he was flirtin’
    He ended up hurtin’
    Now, before winking, he thinks!

  4. Paul Mastaglio says:

    This word wink
    Has thrown me out of sync
    I don’t know what to say
    Might leave it for a day
    What do you think?

  5. A nod and a wink came my way
    That I would get a cake today
    I waited and waited
    But it was not fated
    Instead I got pretzels in hay!

  6. TanGental says:

    For years, I could never find work
    As my wink made everything jerk
    But the prescribed medication
    Has, to my consternation
    Changed the wink to a continuous twerk.

  7. Kim Smyth says:

    I once sat right down for a think
    About a guy who threw me a wink
    Was he being coy
    Or was I a ploy
    To get me to buy him a drink?

  8. Chel Owens says:

    Dark-glassèd, my neighbor would shrink;
    “She’s crazy,” her friends would all think.
    “I’m not lunatic!
    “I just have a tic,”
    She’d counter, whilst giving a wink.

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  11. lyncrain says:

    Hope your recovery is going well, Esther. ❤

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  13. Hope your okay Esther. Sorry to hear you’ve had surgery.

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