Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was FIGHT:
Fight the good fight, they all say.
I tried it and it went okay.
Go at it like Hell,
Hope it goes well,
Then try once again the next day.
A bit aggressive, this theme, Esther,
To be sure, it’ll be a tester,
Time to draw myself up to my full height,
Get ready for the fight,
On second thoughts, I’ll go for a siesta!
I had a fight with the Hulk
He was renound for his bodily bulk
I grabbed at his arm
And smiled with great charm
Then I kicked him and made him sulk!
I once took a flight to Mars
Sailing through the silvery stars
I zoomed through space
With the greatest of haste
To return to the planet that’s ours.
He was in a terrible plight
For that bruiser wanted to fight
It was over naught
That he would’ve fought
So turning tail, he took flight.
We were terrified to see a fight
Nature offered a horrific sight
Vultures circling around
It was simply profound
Murder and dinner in broad daylight.
If you are lusting for fright
Then go and get in a fight.
In a bar or store,
Way down to your core,
You’ll shake and quiver all night.
We’d never had such a huge fight
We were at it well into the night
Boy was making up fun
A new life begun
Nine months later, a little mite.
Incensed, enraged, some folks daily fight
Defend their belief that they’re always right
‘Gainst great, small enemies they wage war
Till lost in the brawl is true reason for…
Will wisdom win, peace hold torchlight high in night?