Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
FIGHT
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was GLUE:
My wife sent me out for some glue,
Where to buy it, I hadn’t a clue.
I walked past a pub,
Stepped into a club
And downed a hot toddy or two.
Paul Mastaglio:
I got stuck with the theme, glue,
Didn’t know what to do,
So I thought to myself,
There’s a book on that shelf,
That’ll probably give me a clue.
I’m trying to learn something new,
But I can’t remember what’s true?
I’m very confused
And a bit bemused
Need facts to stick in my mind, like glue!
There once was a girl named Sue
Who stuck to Bill like glue
When he asked why
She started to cry
“Because I love you!”
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There once was a boy named Sid
Who always wore a cool lid
It stayed on like glue
Even when the wind blew
So nobody saw the bald spot it hid
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There was a dog name Lucky
Who was very cute and plucky
’til he spilled the glue jar
And spread it near and far
Now he seems pretty yucky.
Ritu:
Little Pete didn’t know what to do
He found himself in a bit of a stew
His wig wouldn’t stick
Then he thought of a trick
And smothered his bald pate with glue.
There once was a woman named Sue
Who found she was in need of glue
When tape wouldn’t hold
She tried syrup; quite bold!
She knew not what else she could do!
There are those that have called her heinous
To detach, with one blow, her bloke’s penis.
But when later she threw it
So back he’d not glue it
Well, many have said, ‘What a genius.’
And Trent‘s in response to reading Geoff’s:
It sounds like Ms. Bobbitt
Who cut him to the size of a hobbit
And it is true
No stitches nor glue
Worked once into the street she did lob it.
July’s temps are getting hot
Fan of summer heat, I’m not
Love sunny sky’s cloudless blue
But sweat on skin feels like glue
If I melt away…please, forget-me-not.
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Ooh – a five-letter prompt. This calls for an acrostic limerick.
Fight the good fight, they all say.
I tried it and it went okay.
Go at it like Hell,
Hope it goes well,
Then try once again the next day.
Wonderful, Keith!
Thanks, Esther.
I had a fight with the Hulk
He was renound for his bodily bulk
I grabbed at his arm
And smiled with great charm
Then I kicked him and made him sulk!
Another one to make me smile!
I try!
I once took a flight to Mars
Sailing through the silvery stars
I zoomed through space
With the greatest of haste
To return to the planet that’s ours
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He was in a terrible plight
For that bruiser wanted to fight
It was over naught
That he would’ve fought
So turning tail, he took flight
I like both equally! Thank you 😊😊
Now I need to learn to read – I thought it said “Flight” not “Fight”… Oh well, I used “fight” in the second one.
It’s so easy to do that!
Political Humor©
We were terrified to see a fight
Nature offered a horrific sight
Vultures circling around
It was simply profound
Murder and dinner in broad daylight
lyn
Very good. Thank you 😊
A bit aggressive, this theme, Esther,
To be sure, it’ll be a tester,
Time to draw myself up to my full height,
Get ready for the fight,
On second thoughts, I’ll go for a siesta!
Cheers Paul 😁
🤣🤣🤣
If you are lusting for fright
Then go and get in a fight.
In a bar or store,
Way down to your core,
You’ll shake and quiver all night.
Super, Marsha 😊
Thanks, Esther!
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We’d never had such a huge fight
We were at it well into the night
Boy was making up fun
A new life begun
Nine months later, a little mite.
Very clever, Val 🙂
Thanks Esther
Hi Esther! Hope you’re having a good day 🙂 Here’s mine: https://cobbledcontemplations.com/2020/07/23/daily-fight-limerick/