Laughing Along With A Limerick

Happy Monday! It’s limerick time! Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

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Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was FOOL:

Keith Channing:

I felt like I needed to cool

So went for a dip in the pool

Like a bird I did fly

But the pool was bone dry

Small wonder I felt like a fool.

Christine Mallaband-brown:

I eat at the ritz as a rule.

The food really makes me drool!

From canapés to icecream

Their chefs are a top team

Especially the great gooseberry fool!

John Reynolds:

There was a young man from Chad

Who at times, was a bit of a lad.

He stole a red car,

and a one-string guitar

Then, chased down the road, by his dad.

Ritu:

A young man from Liverpool

Thought he looked rather cool

Music blaring from inside

His souped-up ride

To be honest, he just looked a fool!

Kim Smyth:

The town’s bully was such a fool

Driving around being cool

Or so he thought

Until he was brought

To his knees by a very big tool!

Rhen Laird:

Don’t be a fool, giving place to despair

Tearing what remains of too-thin hair

Step back from life’s crazy whirligig

Before you’re forced to invest in wig

Eat big bowl of fruity sherbet, lift faith-filled prayer

Murray Clarke:

There was an old lady from Poole

Who, in lockdown, ate nothing but spinach.

When asked why she did it

She replied, ‘You may think I’m an idiot

But I assure you I’m nobody’s fool!’

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