A number of you missed my limerick post from last week as there was a slight technical issue. So I’m kick-starting it again with a new limerick challenge. Feel free to send in your own or here’s a prompt:
NOSE
Now for a couple of limericks to make you smile this Monday morning:
Ritu:
There was a young man, who in jest
Got married in a string vest
He thought she’d be seething
Instead, she was beaming
“A good thing that I like your chest!”
I do recall saying I was going to
My intentions sincere, (mostly) true
Yes, I’m aware walking is healthy
“Walk the Talk”…you mean, literally?
Dread treadmill’s in unheeded view…
***
As every podiatrist knows
You must have good shoes and fresh hose
You may think it flirty
To let them get dirty
But it’s quite an assault on the nose
This cheered me up no end, Keith. Thank you!
I do my best, Esther.
Haha! That last one!
A lady was presenting a rose
Passed it right by the guys nose
The thorn it did catch
And delivered a scratch
Now they watch as the blood flows.
That was terrible but hey, took like a minute!
Not bad for a minute!!
Thanks!
Don’t stick your nose in that pot!
Said the husband to his wife Dot.
I just had to sneeze
He said, and the breeze…
Covered the pot in my snot!
Ha, ha! Brilliant!
😂Lol
I love your limerick challenges–and that you offer a prompt, “or not”! Thanks much for the mention–I’ll get inspired and bring you a new one 🙂 Have a blessed week!
I look forward to it. You have a great week too.
🙂
There was an old lady from Ayr.
Who sat in an old rocking chair.
She said to her friend,
Who was quite round the bend,
I fancy a chocolate eclair.
Keep smiling!
John
I will! Thanks, John 😊
Here’s mine, Esther: https://cobbledcontemplations.com/2020/06/16/humor-for-what-ails-you-limerick/
Another super one, Rhen.
Thanks so much, Esther–I love your limerick challenge 🙂
I’m so pleased you enjoy it. I love seeing what you come up with 😃
Limericks are great fun, as they take me out of my same groove…haiku, tanka. I almost included the 2nd one I wrote tonight–about “potato” 🙂
You should!
Alright then, I’ll pop it right over 🙂
Thank you for the invitation! Here’s the potato one: https://cobbledcontemplations.com/2020/06/17/too-humble-potato-limerick/
It was all planned, a cruise round the Med
Now thanks to Covid 19, instead
I’m stuck home on my tod
Whist hubby, the daft sod
Is self-isolating in the shed
Absolutely brilliant! Thanks, Val 😊