It’s Monday morning once again and limerick time! Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was LOOK:
The redoubtable captain named Cook
Thought Canada well worth a look
At great risk of failure
He sailed to Australia
That’s what ended up in a book.
A doctor called Frederick Lee
Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.
It wasn’t successful
And rather too stressful
Till she dressed in her full PPE.
George was a confident chap
Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat
Till one Thursday Louise
Made George’s blood freeze
When she told him she’d give him the clap.
Just one look,
That’s all it took,
And I was smitten,
Now got myself a kitten,
That’s okay in my book.
There once was a very naughty book
That had a most intriguing hook
The photo on front
Was truly quite blunt
Enticing everyone to look
The woman had a look that could kill
If the intention of her glance was ill
But once in a while
She would wink and smile
Which they say was quite a thrill.
Watch out for the train, said the bear.
To her cub, who didn’t know it was there.
You may not see it coming,
When you are out running,
Be safe, – your hi-viz you should wear!
He sat at the glass, drank his tea
He waited, you see, to see she.
Surprised, then, was he
When she said to cease:
From her lawyer, a letter, received.
There once was a book worth a look
The page-turner had every hook
Language so easy
Made reading quite breezy
A catchy title was all that it took!