Laughing Along With A Limerick

It’s Monday morning once again and limerick time! Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

MOON

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was LOOK:

Keith Channing:

The redoubtable captain named Cook
Thought Canada well worth a look
At great risk of failure
He sailed to Australia
That’s what ended up in a book.

Geoff Le Pard:

A doctor called Frederick Lee
Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.
It wasn’t successful
And rather too stressful
Till she dressed in her full PPE.

***

George was a confident chap
Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat
Till one Thursday Louise
Made George’s blood freeze
When she told him she’d give him the clap.

Paul Mastaglio:

Just one look,

That’s all it took,

And I was smitten,

Now got myself a kitten,

That’s okay in my book.

Trent’s World:

There once was a very naughty book
That had a most intriguing hook
The photo on front
Was truly quite blunt
Enticing everyone to look

***

The woman had a look that could kill
If the intention of her glance was ill
But once in a while
She would wink and smile
Which they say was quite a thrill.

Christine Mallaband-brown:

Watch out for the train, said the bear.
To her cub, who didn’t know it was there.
You may not see it coming,
When you are out running,
Be safe, – your hi-viz you should wear!

Chelsea Owens:

He sat at the glass, drank his tea

He waited, you see, to see she.

Surprised, then, was he

When she said to cease:

From her lawyer, a letter, received.

Kim Smyth:

There once was a book worth a look
The page-turner had every hook
Language so easy
Made reading quite breezy
A catchy title was all that it took!

***

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36 Responses to Laughing Along With A Limerick

  1. Ritu says:

    Jim slipped into the room
    The time would come, very soon
    Bare arse balanced on sill
    He sat very still
    And shouted, “How’s that for a full moon?”

    Sorry… 🤪

  2. Here’s my attempt:

    As I lay in the grass, all content
    The night winds appearing God-sent
    I gaze up at the moon
    and start to assume
    that some bugger has stolen my tent.

    🙂

  3. I wanted to fly to the moon
    But my grandmother said, “It’s too soon.
    There’s no-one to fire us
    Locked down with this virus
    And you don’t even have a balloon!”

    Boom boom 😀

  4. On a glorious June afternoon
    I went flying beneath a balloon
    With my head in the stars
    I was heading for Mars
    But fell hopelessly short of the Moon

    or …..

    If but for the limits of flight
    To the stars I would take you tonight
    On this afternoon
    We could walk on the moon
    And the Earth would be our satellite.

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  6. trentpmcd says:

    I hope it is over soon
    That monthly bit of loon
    I run with the pack
    With hair on my back
    During every full moon

  7. I’ve been, a few times, to the moon
    In the lovely summer days of June,
    I went in a rocket
    I stored in my pocket,
    And journeyed there with a baboon!

  8. Mr Paul L Mastaglio says:

    Hi

    I stare at the moon, Feeling like a bit of a loon, I wonder if it’s smiling at me, I can’t tell, you see, I’ve have had too much to drink doon the toon!

    Cheers Paul 😀

  9. teachezwell says:

    These are great! The comments are, too!

  10. John Reynolds says:

    There was a young lady from Rome.
    Who took out a very big loan.
    It was far big to pay back,
    So, to keep her on track,
    She bet horses over the phone.
    Cheers John

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