Laughing Along With A Limerick

It’s Monday morning once again and limerick time! Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

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Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was LOOK:

Keith Channing:

The redoubtable captain named Cook
Thought Canada well worth a look
At great risk of failure
He sailed to Australia
That’s what ended up in a book.

Geoff Le Pard:

A doctor called Frederick Lee
Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.
It wasn’t successful
And rather too stressful
Till she dressed in her full PPE.

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George was a confident chap
Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat
Till one Thursday Louise
Made George’s blood freeze
When she told him she’d give him the clap.

Paul Mastaglio:

Just one look,

That’s all it took,

And I was smitten,

Now got myself a kitten,

That’s okay in my book.

Trent’s World:

There once was a very naughty book
That had a most intriguing hook
The photo on front
Was truly quite blunt
Enticing everyone to look

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The woman had a look that could kill
If the intention of her glance was ill
But once in a while
She would wink and smile
Which they say was quite a thrill.

Christine Mallaband-brown:

Watch out for the train, said the bear.
To her cub, who didn’t know it was there.
You may not see it coming,
When you are out running,
Be safe, – your hi-viz you should wear!

Chelsea Owens:

He sat at the glass, drank his tea

He waited, you see, to see she.

Surprised, then, was he

When she said to cease:

From her lawyer, a letter, received.

Kim Smyth:

There once was a book worth a look
The page-turner had every hook
Language so easy
Made reading quite breezy
A catchy title was all that it took!

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