Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday and time for a new five-word challenge. For this week’s challenge, can you tell a story in five words, using the word Milk in it somewhere?

Last week, your story needed to contain the word Lost. You sent in some brilliant stories. Here they are:

Kim Smyth:

I’m lost in a yarn.

Been lost before; it sucked!


School holidays. Lost my marbles.

Have you lost your mind?

Lost purse. Can’t get home.

Can’t lose weight because – chocolate!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Lost to the world, musing.

Lost cat, please come home!

Lost my heart, completely besotted.

Found, then lost it again.

I lost my hedgehog yesterday.

Have you lost your home?

Ring us for lost property.

Ruth Scribbles:

I’m lost in deep despair.

Lost not found, despairing anxiety.

She’s lost in the zoo.

I lost a favorite earring.

I found my lost earring.

Paul Mastaglio:

Lost in space? Yeah, right!

I’m lost. Forgot Sat Nav.

Murray Clarke:

Lost my keys. Locked out.

Lost and found. Misplaced passport.

Lost: Gone, vanished, missing, mislaid.

Simon Farnell:

I’m lost in my mind.

“Get Lost!” I tell them.

Lost my Phone – I scream!


Aneurysm. Lost love. Sixth anniversary.

Cataloguing books. Lost in memories.

Lost in Venice. Gondola saviour.

Fossils lost in time unearthed.

Found. All is not lost.

Charles Norman:

I have lost my dream.

Have not lost my nightmares!

Val Fish:

Another baby lost; absolutely heart-breaking.

Lost four pounds; Chips tonight!

Lost phone, end of world…

Bharul Chhatbar:

Lost written letters, found emails!

Lost in school memories, reunion.


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31 Responses to Can You Tell A Story In…

  1. Ritu says:

    Baby crying. Milk is dry.

    Milk and turmeric. Golden cure

    It’s my birthday. Milking it!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Don’t milk that bull, stupid!

    I said yoghurt- not milk!

    Just milk, no sugar, thanks.

    The milk train is late.

    A face like sour milk.

    Milk chocolate? I prefer dark.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Alan Dale says:

    Milk isn’t red. Oh God!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Kim Smyth says:

    I love coconut milk most!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Mr Paul L Mastaglio says:

    Milk? Just black for me.

    Udder on fire. Milk flowing.

    Milk for the cat. Meow!

    Paul Mastaglio 😀

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  6. Simon says:

    Hi there Esther, I hope you have a great weekend. Let’s see what havoc I can wreak here…

    Don’t cry over spilt milk.
    Milk and two sugars please.
    The Milky Way is enormous.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sanandi-jacq says:

    Squab sucks milk. Pigeon breast.

    The Cat’s Whiskers – Milk Supreme.

    Sucking milk twins in bliss.

    Milk it for its worth.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Don’t cry, but milk it.
    His face could sour milk.
    Milk all day? Sounds okay!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. fenlandphil says:

    Did milk precede the cows?
    Life sucks, milk just shakes.
    Milk shakes while life sucks.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Susan Wickham says:

    Hi there, Not quite sure how I post something on Milk? Thanks,

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Tessa says:

    I hate milk and yogurt
    I do like chocolate milk.


  12. Margaret Henshaw says:

    Why cry over spilt milk?

    Liked by 1 person

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