Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday and time for a new five-word challenge. For this week’s challenge, can you tell a story in five words, using the word Milk in it somewhere?

Last week, your story needed to contain the word Lost. You sent in some brilliant stories. Here they are:

Kim Smyth:

I’m lost in a yarn.

Been lost before; it sucked!


School holidays. Lost my marbles.

Have you lost your mind?

Lost purse. Can’t get home.

Can’t lose weight because – chocolate!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Lost to the world, musing.

Lost cat, please come home!

Lost my heart, completely besotted.

Found, then lost it again.

I lost my hedgehog yesterday.

Have you lost your home?

Ring us for lost property.

Ruth Scribbles:

I’m lost in deep despair.

Lost not found, despairing anxiety.

She’s lost in the zoo.

I lost a favorite earring.

I found my lost earring.

Paul Mastaglio:

Lost in space? Yeah, right!

I’m lost. Forgot Sat Nav.

Murray Clarke:

Lost my keys. Locked out.

Lost and found. Misplaced passport.

Lost: Gone, vanished, missing, mislaid.

Simon Farnell:

I’m lost in my mind.

“Get Lost!” I tell them.

Lost my Phone – I scream!


Aneurysm. Lost love. Sixth anniversary.

Cataloguing books. Lost in memories.

Lost in Venice. Gondola saviour.

Fossils lost in time unearthed.

Found. All is not lost.

Charles Norman:

I have lost my dream.

Have not lost my nightmares!

Val Fish:

Another baby lost; absolutely heart-breaking.

Lost four pounds; Chips tonight!

Lost phone, end of world…

Bharul Chhatbar:

Lost written letters, found emails!

Lost in school memories, reunion.


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31 Responses to Can You Tell A Story In…

  1. Ritu says:

    Baby crying. Milk is dry.

    Milk and turmeric. Golden cure

    It’s my birthday. Milking it!

  2. Don’t milk that bull, stupid!

    I said yoghurt- not milk!

    Just milk, no sugar, thanks.

    The milk train is late.

    A face like sour milk.

    Milk chocolate? I prefer dark.

  3. Alan Dale says:

    Milk isn’t red. Oh God!

  4. Kim Smyth says:

    I love coconut milk most!

  5. Mr Paul L Mastaglio says:

    Milk? Just black for me.

    Udder on fire. Milk flowing.

    Milk for the cat. Meow!

    Paul Mastaglio 😀

  6. Simon says:

    Hi there Esther, I hope you have a great weekend. Let’s see what havoc I can wreak here…

    Don’t cry over spilt milk.
    Milk and two sugars please.
    The Milky Way is enormous.

  7. Sanandi-jacq says:

    Squab sucks milk. Pigeon breast.

    The Cat’s Whiskers – Milk Supreme.

    Sucking milk twins in bliss.

    Milk it for its worth.

  8. Don’t cry, but milk it.
    His face could sour milk.
    Milk all day? Sounds okay!

  9. fenlandphil says:

    Did milk precede the cows?
    Life sucks, milk just shakes.
    Milk shakes while life sucks.

  10. Susan Wickham says:

    Hi there, Not quite sure how I post something on Milk? Thanks,

  11. Tessa says:

    I hate milk and yogurt
    I do like chocolate milk.

  12. Margaret Henshaw says:

    Why cry over spilt milk?

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