I just can’t seem to get it right,
Look at this one here so white,
While its partner is light blue,
And this one has a bright pink hue,
What’s that in the drawer right there?
Some white? At last, I have a pair,
But, oh no, there it is – a hole,
A great big one in the sole,
Looks like it’s tights for me,
But there’s a ladder in the knee,
I’ve tried so hard with all my might,
My poor toes will have to freeze tonight.