Reading through the local paper recently, I came across this gem of a personal ad:
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I can’t stop smiling at this one – and no it wasn’t me – I think he blew it with petite – amongst other things!
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When I saw the ad, I burst out laughing. At least he’s different!
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😱 WOW What a catch – and I can think of quite a few catches from that ad 😂
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Ha, ha! I don’t want to know!!!!
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😂
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It wasn’t me either!
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Are you sure, Peter?!!
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Don’t tell anyone !
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Ok, your secret’s safe with me!
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