Funny Of The Week/Wacky Instructions Part One

A new ‘Funny of the Week‘ thread has come courtesy of Murray Clarke and his ‘helpful’ instructions:

I recently purchased online a child’s car seat for our little granddaughter. It duly arrived in a large cardboard box. Eagerly, I opened the box and immediately found a small booklet on top of the seat ‘INSTRUCTIONS FOR INSTALLATION AND USE.’ Turning the pages, I found that the instructions were written in no less than TEN different worldwide languages … except English! Feeling very disgruntled, I removed the child’s seat from the box.

It was only about fifteen minutes later that I happened to turn the seat upside down, and found another instruction booklet slotted into the base. Not feeling entirely confident, I turned to the first page and read the opening paragraph: “The instructions for use are in a compartment under the seat…” 

Now they tell me!!!!

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Here’s another highly useful instruction:

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