Funny Of The Week/Nutty Newspaper Tips Part One

Talk about state the obvious…

alligators

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16 Responses to Funny Of The Week/Nutty Newspaper Tips Part One

  1. Sarah says:

    LOL. Really? I wonder why? Hmmm. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

  2. Simon says:

    You’ll recognise this person by account that that don’t have all their limbs! lol

  3. You may very well think that, Esther. I couldn’t possibly comment.

  4. Jason Moody says:

    β€’ Don’t repeatedly poke them with sticks.
    β€’ Do not wear a swimsuit made of meat, and do lengths in said stretch of infested water.

  5. Dahlia says:

    Will try to keep in mind πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

  6. Jason Moody says:

    – Don’t call a male Alligator, Steve. This provokes them.
    – Never ask one to dinner. They’re not social.

  7. Sarah says:

    And they hate the song, Crocodile Shoes. πŸ˜‰

  8. Jason Moody says:

    To Esther,

    A wonderful tutor, purveyor of delightful and fun challenges and an individual who has helped my writing grow.

    To all you lovely folk who frequent Esther’s blog, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a great New Year.

    Here’s hoping you find writing success in 2017.

    Jason.

  9. On holiday in Florida a few years ago, I visited the town of Celebration (like Stepford, only with less humanity). Alongside one of the main shopping and eating areas there’s a lake with steps down to its edge and a rocking chair on one of the bottom steps. A few feet out in the water stands a sign that reads: It is a violation of Florida law to feed or harass alligators. Needless to say, I felt no inclination to go down and settle into the rocking chair.

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